Our friends at Wikipedia say, "A money-back guarantee, also known as a satisfaction guarantee, is essentially a simple guarantee that, if a buyer is not satisfied with a product or service, a refund will be made."

We think that sounds pretty good and we're confident in BottleKeeper and its other-worldly capabilities, so we're going to do that -- guarantee it. If you have a change of heart and decide that you prefer warm beer or are not happy with your BottleKeeper purchase, for any reason, you can return your order for a full refund. Heck, we'll even pay for the return shipping because that's just how we roll!

If you'd like to exercise this offer, please send us a note via our Support Forum and watch magic happen.